Parodies

Someday

You can grow
You can grow up all normal
Even though your life's been great sometimes life makes you wait

You're special
You're perfect the way you are
Don't let anyone else tell you differently

And someday I know
You'll get over your issues
Even though you've got a lot
You'll find out that you're more normal than not

And possibly someday as I'm broadcasting my life
I'll be more normal someday, somehow

Don't say it
I know I've done a lot of crap
But I can't give it away
?????????????? fall over and try

I will run
Because I'm too strong to back down
I will touch the room
With the grace of my videos
It feels so good to be known

And someday I know
I'll get over my issues
Even though I've got a lot
I'll find out that I'm more normal than not

And possibly someday
As I'm broadcasting my life
I'll be more normal someday, somehow


Part Of Me

Days like this I just wanna ride my horsey
Wake up and find out how I can break away

YouTube turned me on, then shut me down
Like I was a laptop or ??? that you found

You turned me off
You let me drown
But soon I'll be wearing nigahiga's crown

Look at me now

My spirit is the part of me
that you're never gonna ever take away from me, no
My fire is the part of me that you're never gonna ever steal away from me, no

You can bitch and moan
Tell me I'm ugly as a stone
Steal away my pride, but you're never gonna

My vigor is the part of me
that you're never gonna ever drain out of me, no

I just wanna close my YouTube accounts
Ha, just kidding, I would never ever do that
haha

But just in case you want to know
I'm not even gonna stop for a death threat, no

Though I fell on my ass, I got back up
And now you're here to see me jump
Look at me now

My liveliness is the part of me
That you're never gonna ever take away from me, no

My boobies are a part of me
That you're never gonna surgically remove from me ho

I'm a rosetta stone
I'm a loud trombone
And you're never gonna wear my eau de cologne

My craziness is the part of me
that you're never gonna ever convince out of me, no

Just look at me, I'm LauraSparkling
The girl who dances around to music
I like to show of what I got
Yeah I'm a sandstorm

Yo!  You will not get to see my girlies
Nor will you get to break through my southern pole
You will have nothing from me

Yeah, yeah, you get nothing

(see: DEBUNKED)